Teh internetz is not mai frend

When I cruise around online, and sites ask me for personal information, my standard practice is to lie. Really, it’s the only approach that makes sense. I make up names, give my spam-magnet email addresses, type in fake phone numbers, etc. Well, apparently I made up a particularly sarcastic fake name at one particular site, and it has come back to bite me. Is this what karma feels like? Oh, how I long to click the link and prove my non-fecality.

Facebook sliced me the unkindest cut, however. Remember the messages that you saw inside your m&ms  and Snickers wrappers, back in the eighties? You are Not a Winner. Well, yeah, but I don’t need my junk food habit to remind me.

Facebook seemed to feel that I needed similar self-esteem correction, today:

It wouldn’t be so bad if I had more friends in real life…

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