“Lost” Haikus – S1E11 through S1E19

Alex and I have been keeping up our frantic Haiku-writing regimen, but we keep forgetting to post them to facebook (or here). Well, I present episodes 11 through 19.

S1E11 “All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues”
Me: Alex
Claire got herself snatched.
Locke finds Island’s next secret:
namely, the basement
Walt wins backgammon;
Ethan had two prisoners,
but “they” prefer Claire

S1E12 “Whatever the Case May Be”
Me: Alex
Haliburton case:
Kate Sawyer Kate Sawyer Jack.
Barbie sings “La Mer
Shannon’s French is good,
actually; Kate wounds Jack
all for a toy plane

S1E13 “Hearts and Minds”
Me: Alex
Lost is just like Myst
Locke is just like Mr. Kurtz
and THAT is, like, ew.
“English” garden grows
while Boone becomes a head case
thanks to jungle paste

S1E14 “Special”
Me: Alex
Lifetime Network
distracts us til Claire comes back…
no longer knocked up?
So Walt has the Force
and fights off Polar Bear Two.
Claire, where you been at?

S1E15 “Homecoming”
Me: Alex
Killing off no-names.
Sawyer’s got a gun but it’s
Charlie goes postal.
Claire is Ethan bait;
Charlie pukes in the toner;
Guns for everyone!!

S1E16 “Outlaws”
Me: Alex
Locke’s koan topples
Sawyer like a Daddy boar.
Find your own way home
.
Freckles and Sawyer
pursue bear with vendetta;
two pasts intertwine

S1E17 “… In Translation”
Me: Alex
Here on the island
everyone gets a new life
except all their Dads
Sun and Jin on rocks,
Walt burned the raft (I knew it!),
Hurley’s on TV??

S1E18 “Numbers”
Me: Alex
Obese man cheats death,
later hugs a French lady.
The numbers are cursed
Numbers cursed Hurley;
Rousseau Redux provides more
questions than answers

S1E19 “Deus Ex Machina”
Me: Alex
This week’s Daddy angst:
Locke’s old man’s a kidney thief,
also an island.
Boone’s hurt in smack plane;
Locke’s Charlie the Unicorn:
“They stole my kidney!”

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