Alex and I have been keeping up our frantic Haiku-writing regimen, but we keep forgetting to post them to facebook (or here). Well, I present episodes 11 through 19.
| S1E11 “All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Claire got herself snatched. Locke finds Island’s next secret: namely, the basement |
Walt wins backgammon; Ethan had two prisoners, but “they” prefer Claire |
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| S1E12 “Whatever the Case May Be” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Haliburton case: Kate Sawyer Kate Sawyer Jack. Barbie sings “La Mer |
Shannon’s French is good, actually; Kate wounds Jack all for a toy plane |
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| S1E13 “Hearts and Minds” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Lost is just like Myst Locke is just like Mr. Kurtz and THAT is, like, ew. |
“English” garden grows while Boone becomes a head case thanks to jungle paste |
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| S1E14 “Special” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Lifetime Network distracts us til Claire comes back… no longer knocked up? |
So Walt has the Force and fights off Polar Bear Two. Claire, where you been at? |
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| S1E15 “Homecoming” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Killing off no-names. Sawyer’s got a gun but it’s Charlie goes postal. |
Claire is Ethan bait; Charlie pukes in the toner; Guns for everyone!! |
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| S1E16 “Outlaws” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Locke’s koan topples Sawyer like a Daddy boar. Find your own way home. |
Freckles and Sawyer pursue bear with vendetta; two pasts intertwine |
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| S1E17 “… In Translation” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Here on the island everyone gets a new life except all their Dads |
Sun and Jin on rocks, Walt burned the raft (I knew it!), Hurley’s on TV?? |
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| S1E18 “Numbers” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| Obese man cheats death, later hugs a French lady. The numbers are cursed |
Numbers cursed Hurley; Rousseau Redux provides more questions than answers |
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| S1E19 “Deus Ex Machina” |
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| Me: | Alex |
| This week’s Daddy angst: Locke’s old man’s a kidney thief, also an island. |
Boone’s hurt in smack plane; Locke’s Charlie the Unicorn: “They stole my kidney!” |
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