Exactly What I Would Have Chosen for My Life

Behold... My Future
Behold... My Future
I will marry The Log Lady.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in The Dark Side in our fabulous Apartment.
We will have 42 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a Psychedelic Pastel kidwagon.
I will spend my days as a female undawears model tan line inspector, and live happily ever after.
whats your future

Notes:

1. Yes, the Dark Side business makes perfect sense while being married to the Log Lady.
2. My job inspecting undawears models’ tan lines would be pretty uninspiring, after that wild honeymoon (and naturally all the wild nights thereafter) with the Log Lady.
3. Nobody at this website knew to put an apostrophe in “what’s”?

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