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So I watched the 1982 film “Tempest” last night. A surprisingly good movie. I give it 4 out of 5 stars. Very worthwhile. Great cast, great acting, and very enjoyable writing & directing. Great release from the painful emotional tension built up throughout the movie.

Anyway, there’s a joke I misheard in there, with interesting implications for my psyche. The joke was actually this:

“What’s the definition of Jewish foreplay? Two hours of begging!”

As Alex mentioned, this is not necessarily a very ethnic-specific stereotype, as it seems men the world over might have similar complaints. But my version of the joke was much cooler, as I misheard the last word as “Baking.” :-)

Why yes, my dear, that is the smell of fresh cookies. This sweater must be so uncomfortable. Let’s take it off…

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