You, in the front row. You’re from Wapakoneta? Interesting.
It’s Sunday morning. Do I have important things to do? Heowz yeh. Am I doing them? Nah. I’m posting a picture of my cat to the interwebs.
Here are my suggested captions1 (which are kind of weak):
1. Anvilaniaaaaaaa2
2. …and what’s with Hillary? I guarantee *she* has some feline ancestry, am I right? Am I? ooh, tough crowd.
3. when nine hundred years old you reach, cough up less phlegm you will not
4. Is vomitz in cup 2 sta pretti