Today, T-Rex said the same thing I’ve been telling relationship-depressed single people for years. Check it out:
See? He’s preachin’ my sermon! And in honor of this momentous occasion, I’ve developed a chart to visually illustrate the point that the big green killing machine and I clearly agree on. Here it is (click for a bigger version):
Note how quickly the curve climbs. Even if you’ve only dated 3 other people in your life, you’ll have a 75% failure rate. Of course, this assumes you ever get married or otherwise enter a permanent relationship. Don’t fret. I’m sure you will. And now you know why you feel like a relationship failure, even though you’re not! (any more than anyone else)